Patriots Cafe
Patriot's Cafe
10376 Lee Hwy
Fairfax, VA 22030
703-352-5898

"A warm and friendly neighborhood restaurant serving great Continental and Italian dishes at affordable family prices."

Patriot's Cafe offers all the American favorites, like pizza, burgers, sandwiches, and seafood dishes.

Recent Reviews & Comments for Patritos Cafe

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2011-03-09 02:05:40 Rating
Thank you for the Mardis Gras Karaoke, it was a pleasant change. Cheers, Tim

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2011-02-08 15:10:50 Rating
Anyway, nothing personal, Patriot's is over-all good and its not anybodies fault who works there. I know you didn't take initial G.,M. and J. to raise.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2011-02-08 15:08:45 Rating
Anyway, its like most people are cool and all but some people act they can hit people from behind while they are in a seated position with no warning when nobody is getting physical with them or anybody else in there. Then they question others like they are the good guy. Then you got people stepping on peoples shoes and bumping into people on purpose trying to pick a fight and nobody owes them an

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2011-02-08 15:01:37 Rating
You guys have a great place and friendly people who work there and hang out there. Had some great times there and the food is good too. Question though: Do you still have a few people in there who verbally and physically abuse others that they don't even have business with? It seems as though some of the regulars act like Patriot's is their little Jerry Springer Show and they kinda pester peop

Reviewer Filed by: westcoast guy on 2010-11-20 19:08:12 Rating
Matty, wtf, an open billboard for abuse and congrats!! see u sometime next year.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-10-22 11:51:13 Rating
Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo, Johnny Walker, Captain Morgan & Old Grand Dad = 6 pack! You should try it some time

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-10-19 20:49:48 Rating
YEA man. Kelly is awesome and she always has the best service.

Reviewer Filed by: on 2010-10-19 20:49:08 Rating
FUCK THAT. Kelly is awesome and everyone loves her.

Reviewer Filed by: DANK on 2010-10-19 20:48:24 Rating
damn that new kelly girl is a trip. shes awful almost all the time.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-09-23 19:09:29 Rating

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-09-16 14:50:29 Rating
I am sure the cook doesn't have a sophisticated brick pizza oven... yet, he manages to make the best pizza we have ever tasted. And the extra spicy wings... Patriot's Cafe... your cook deserves a raise!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-08-11 07:57:41 Rating
Great little dive bar. I have been going there for awhile and it is great! There is a group of hot girls that frequent there now. Check it out.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-07-26 17:27:04 Rating
I love coming here. It's just the right balance of anonimity and community. I can go there and not worry about anything but having a good time. The staff is fantastic. And they have good ol PBR!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-07-20 15:59:23 Rating
Cutest Women Bartenders in N. Va. The food is good and Kareokee several days a week. I give i a 4+

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-04-30 08:12:26 Rating

Reviewer Filed by: jwwillie56@comcast.n on 2010-04-06 13:52:19 Rating
Sara, Thanks for your hospitality today. You're a great server and beautiful person. I'll be sure to stop back next time I'm in the area. God bless. John, Wilmington, DE

Reviewer Filed by: dsadasd on 2010-03-10 15:40:54 Rating
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Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-03-06 10:26:00 Rating
You got a first calss mexican cook in the kitchen here. Why can't we add some fajitas to the menue? Hell you could probably use the same meat you use in the burrito, just marinade it a little differently.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2010-03-06 10:24:17 Rating
There is some new half asian bartender girl. She is pretty hot too. Why is it that the only hot women in this place are the ones that work there? All the women who drink here are either to fat, to old, to ugly, or to stupid. Believe me when I tell you that Pats is not the place to go to pick up women.

Reviewer Filed by: sage on 2010-02-07 19:08:18 Rating
Great local bar, walking distance from my house. After frequenting the bar for a month straight including 4+ hours during snopocolyps Saturday, a bartender I hadn't met refused to allow me to smoke cloves, despite having done so for a month. While I'm a huge fan of this bar, and like to think I take care of my bartenders, I can smoke outside at my home. No complaints were ever made to my knowle

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-12-14 12:35:34 Rating
It's a simple question Dr, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-11-29 20:02:14 Rating
I got the worst case of jock rot there

Reviewer Filed by: Mizzy on 2009-11-19 22:22:03 Rating
I want to raw dog Armando.

Reviewer Filed by: JC on 2009-11-05 14:55:14 Rating
I used to have a great time here every Thursday about 2 years ago. I am going back to check it out. Hopefully they haven't changed a thing.

Reviewer Filed by: Big Travis on 2009-11-03 11:36:35 Rating
This bar is my home. Matty, Bridget, Sara, Tara, Lindsay, Katie, Amanda, Steve, Armando etc. These are my family members. I love this bar! Great people, great food and great fun!! Plus The carry the NBA Package which I love most!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-10-19 13:28:12 Rating
they have old grand dad!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-19 08:28:15 Rating
i agree,it really sucks

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-11 12:23:22 Rating
I am a frequent customer of Patriots and recently tried Johns place up the road. There is now competition for best/worst bar in fairfax. Still I choose patriots based on the liqour license and the urinals that flush rather then johns urinals which are just glorified drains. Rock on patriots!!!

Reviewer Filed by: concerned citizen on 2009-09-09 17:02:32 Rating
I always have a da good time at Patriots Cafe. How dare you say suck balls on a message board dedicated to the glory of fine dining that is patriots cafe. If I were to see you in the streets I'd scuff your pumas or worse scrape yours jays!!!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 15:17:34 Rating
Sucks

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 15:17:21 Rating
My

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 15:17:05 Rating
Balls

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 14:13:51 Rating
i vomited on the door on the way out. I suspect that there is still remnants from that fateful night.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:24:27 Rating
i vomited all over the first table when you walk in last night.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:10:43 Rating
I like the new TV's. The Kareokee guy on Fridays should get more time then the other, bearded Francy dude who smells.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:06:47 Rating
i call seconds while chugging yukon jack and smoking marlboro menthol 100s

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:05:53 Rating
Raw dog that Sara chick too...while chugging Jager

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-09 11:05:08 Rating
I want to raw dog Bridget

Reviewer Filed by: ME on 2009-09-06 13:55:35 Rating
This is a well oild establishment with deep roots in the fairfax area. I recommend every aspect of the joint except the loud mouth drunk borders employees who frequent there almost as often as they frequent freddies beach bar

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:41:11 Rating
There is a dude there that looks like a aborted version of Billie Joe from Greenday. You need to stop singing.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:37:40 Rating
I think the first post was written by someone that works there

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:36:52 Rating
Some beaner stole my friends jacket there.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:34:09 Rating
Great place to go and just relax, because you don’t have to worry about spending all your time and money trying to impress any hot chicks, save the bartenders.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:30:40 Rating
I miss the old tables.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:29:47 Rating
Trust me when I say you never want to sit on the toilet seat. Very bad idea. Anyone with a compromised immune system should be very careful here.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:28:45 Rating
Bridget and Sarah are uber hot

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:27:28 Rating
They have wifi...so drinking and surfing some hard core porn is a plus for me!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:23:31 Rating
Those guys sucks

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:22:29 Rating
Two girls broke up with me after a night here

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:22:19 Rating
For some reason every car salesman in a 10 block radius hangs out there

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:21:54 Rating
There was this big queer that would sing a song called Gay Bar that made me want to go shoot myself

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:18:53 Rating
If you don't like hanging out with half of the staff of the Borders Book Store in Fairfax, Don't come here.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:16:43 Rating
That Armando dude is probably a fucking docotr in his old country. Sad

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:16:09 Rating
The First rule about Patriots cafe is...You don't talk about patriots cafe.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:13:44 Rating
I wish all the rednecks there would kick the shit out of all the popped collared, khaki cargo shorts and sandels with dave matthew shirts on's asses.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:13:04 Rating
Some Idioy keeps writing the begining of the same joke about a duck on the wall of the batroom and never finishes it. It's very frustrationg.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:11:25 Rating
If I hear Bohemian Rhapsody one more time I think i will lose my mind.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:10:21 Rating
The fattish girl that thinks she is the fucking front women for Evenesence can go eat one. You suck at singing and your clevage does not make up for the fact your ugly.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:09:28 Rating
Everything about this bar is pretty awesome save one. Stay away from the pasta dishes.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:09:01 Rating
There are very few blacks that go there, always a plus! The ones that do go there seem pretty cool, unlike most blacks.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:08:43 Rating
It's a cool Place to go but seriously, kareoke 4 nights per week? The worst part is that most of the people that sing think they are great. Especially the ones who feel the need to sit on a stool while singing.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:06:56 Rating
My ex girlfriend, Amy, tried to jerk me off under the table one night. I almost nutted. The cool thing was that nobody knew....up untill now.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:05:13 Rating
And Frenchy sucks too...and less drama club emmo fags please!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 18:01:24 Rating
The only bad thing about this bar is that A: There is a smelly guy that reeks of B.O. and he is always there B: There is no women there that are worth a damn, with the exception of the ones that work there. C: It is really smokey D: There is a faggy dude that always sings..his name is Zach. But I love that bar!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 17:29:06 Rating
The draft beer gives me the shits, so always stick with bottles.

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 17:28:20 Rating
There isnt a bartender there that I wouldnt slam with the old twig and berries!

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-09-05 17:27:27 Rating
I got really drunk there last night

Reviewer Filed by: anonymous on 2009-04-04 16:16:43 Rating
They have great food and a even better staff! Every wed-sat night there is Karaoke which brings out a bunch of fun people! They have fantastic events on Holidays! Patriot's has never left me disappointed or anyone else for that matter! Definitely something to check out!


   

 

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